2002-02-12 - 3:59 p.m.
i have an overwhelming attraction to tract housing. Boxy, drab-colored mega-plexes with no personality next to freeways. I have been considering this attraction for quite a while. It is not good for my self image to think of myself as the type who wants to move into such a dull, oppressive environment.
But the truth is that i want it.
I want to blend. I don't want you to see me. You do not Understand and You are No Good and i want to disappear from your Judging Eyes before you see what you want and try to take it.
At least that is what i initially worried about. Upon further analysis I realized that what i REALLY want from tract housing is freedom. I want to INHABIT the space. I want to make it dirty. I want to infect it with my filth. You see, dear reader, I am the worst kind of criminal, I am the kind that blends in with all of you.
more on this later...