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2003-10-31 - 1:04 p.m.
Today I made the tragic mistake of eating hot soup while wearing a sweater.
Now I am flushed and perspiring at my desk. I'm still hungry but also afraid that I will be forced to remove all of my clothing in order to finish my lunch.
This is what happens when you work in an office: As people around the world struggle to survive, die even, I sit in a well-padded chair and worry about nudity and soup.
From this amalgamation of facts we can all assume that I am very lucky to work in an office.