2003-12-24 - 10:33 a.m.
Next time you see me I want you to say "Ass pansy."
Actually I want you to shout it.
"ASS PANSY!!"
But I know you will forget.
More importantly, I will forget.
Therefore, in the event that you actually remember to scream "ASS PANSY!!" the next time we meet, I will be very surprised and words will fail me.