2004-03-16 - 5:25 p.m.
Gleaned from press releases:
"Spring is coming and we're `Deckstatic'" -- Thompson's Water Seal.
"This Valentine's Day, try a little SeDUCKtion" -- some farm that raises organic ducks.
"Eureka! An Udderly Simple Product for Appearance Conscious Adults" -- the Makers of The Original Udder Balm.