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2004-03-26 - 1:30 p.m.
I find the combined smell of yellow mustard and mayonnaise to be overwhelmingly nauseating.
Every stupid sandwich shop has it.
Viscous, eggy mayo hangs in the air while the piquant vinegar tang of yellow mustard catches in the throat like the stench of rotting bodies.
Luckily my coworkers have surrounded me with dead-carrion-eggandoilpudding-mustard-stench sandwiches.
FIE TO SUBWAY AND TOGOS!!!
Oddly, the smell of Dijon and whole grain mustards doesn't bug me much at all.