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2004-06-28 - 11:35 a.m.

I watched a Nature special on cephalopods last night while eating dinner and now I want a pet cuttlefish.

They are smart and friendly and full of ink. They will grab your hand with their tentacles and squirt jets of water into your face.

If you love me at all you will help me get one.

Otherwise I will call you "squid-hater"* from now on.

*Note: Cuttlefish are not squid and squid are not cuttlefish but they are all cephalopods and so don't make any smarmy notes in my guestbook about it. Thank you.

Awww...look at the cute little cuttlefish, kiss it! kiss it!

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