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2004-08-13 - 1:40 p.m.
Yesterday a Siberian White Tiger peed on my co-worker.
Afterwards he had to come in to work wearing his urine-splattered shirt. Apparently the people behind him got the full force of the shower while he escaped with a mere splash.
My, but Siberian Tiger piss is pungent! And my dear co-worker wore it so well _ he made me sniff his shirt.
I suppose this is one of the benefits of being a journalist.
I'm jealous, of course. Who doesn't want to tell that story at cocktail parties? It's almost too good to be true.