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2001-11-01 - 2:08 a.m.
thanks to adamexe my diary has a new look and i can appear to be more technologically inclined than i really am. i feel like a big dusty stinky moldy book compared to all the fantastically cutting edge hardwired kids that i know.
enough of that self-effacing sluggishness and on to more important things like the scaliness of my hands and the utter contempt i have for bleach.
today i spent 7.75 hours scrubbing milk residue off stainless steel with abrasive cleanser. i did not use gloves. you, the reader, can not see my hands. but i can assure you that they are the exact texture of old, used, sandpaper. no, not new sandpaper that is the same scratchiness all over. but old sandpaper that is patchy and worn and accidentally catches on your sweater about a hundred times if you happen to be wearing a sweater while sanding and if something that happens one hundred times in succession can really be considered an accident. perhaps your mind is wandering now. perhaps you are not focusing completely on the content of my diary. perhaps your are thinking of sex or power or money or lunch. this is all in the plan, sweet reader, you are to know nothing. this is a slow takeover. do not be afraid. do not think of the white bear. oh, oops, you're thinking of a white bear aren't you? don't think about it don't!! no!
once upon a time, not so long ago, at the bronx zoo there lived a polar bear. this polar bear had a problem. he was depressed. (do not think of the white bear) in fact, clinically, he was bi-polar. a bi-polar polar bear. he was also obsessive compulsive. swimming in circles in his bear pool, backwards, repeatedly licking his nose with his tongue and retouching the same spot on the glass of his viewing tank.
i did not make this up.
this is true.
if you don't believe me, e-mail my friend Jason at [email protected] and ask him. as he has not heard from me for 2 months he will be pleased to hear from you, a complete stranger.
none of this is important or related to my life but i certainly enjoy typing about it.