2001-11-17 - 6:01 p.m.
i like to paint.
i have no formal training and by no means call myself an artist, but i like to paint.
i like to paint while wearing a Starbucks TM apron.
ONLY a Starbucks TM apron.
One that i have stolen.
I also like to listen to Britney Spears TM while i paint.
I think it's funny that i attempt to submerge myself in a creative activity while filling my head and covering my body with two blatant symbols of corporate America.
What an obscene denial of art.
I tingle all over with irony every time i do it.
I think this is why i enjoy it.
I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror once, during a heated moment of red paint, my pale backside round and gleaming as the Starbucks TM two-flippered mermaid logo on my front, Britney singing "Oops I did it again..."
It was one of my finest moments (so far).