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2002-01-24 - 4:37 p.m.
I attempted to seduce a bird today with my laptop.
Luckily i will not be able to tell you about it because the flashing banner on my screen is going to give me an epileptic seizure.
Ah, much better.
The bird, i am convinced, was in love with technology. It pretended to rummage about in a shrub but we both knew there was nothing interesting in there.