2002-05-07 - 6:03 p.m.
this will be the title of my new book: Horny as a Ten-Peckered Owl...and Other Spiritual Observations.
atatus of uncommon feats for the day:
attempted to get 80 sophmores to connect with and discuss literature - FAILED
attempted to get out of bed before said time i should arrive at work -- ABORT RETRY IGNORE
got my teeth cleaned -- SUCCESSFUL
made mad passionate love under the stars, galaxies and neverending vacuum of space -- STILL ATTEMPTING
found myself lusting after a cafeteria corn-dog -- DENIAL