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2003-05-30 - 5:06 p.m.
I'm a terrible kisser.
I get distracted by the other kisser's kisses and end up suctioning on like a remora and breathing through my mouth and making lots of slurpy, sucky, snorty noises. Or I don't breathe at all and get all woozy and melty.
Oh, wait. I'm wrong. I'm a great kisser.
And, really, how do you feel about Chicken-fried Steak?