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2003-11-07 - 2:47 p.m.
Back to the circus
The only thing that disappointed me about the circus last night was that there were no elephants.
Not that I would WANT elephants to be IN the circus because I hear the life of a circus elephant is less than pleasant.
But I was sort of hoping that an elephant would have tickets for the three empty seats next to mine and would use his trunk to help pick the popcorn out of my hair.
It would be even better if the elephant were pink and had a tiny umbrella and top hat.
But, no elephants sat next to me and I had to shake the popcorn off by myself.
That's the problem with being an elephant: no one gives you a ticket to the circus.