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2004-04-16 - 10:40 a.m.

Why Elizabeth is now supreme ruler of the smart and witty people in the universe:

"And pork chop latte is spiritually related to meat nog, which is what you drink when egg nog is not sufficiently cholesterol-laden, and goatmeal, which is like oatmeal but made of goats."

OMG!! GOATMEAL!!!

Elizabeth is my hero.

Amendment: Elizabeth says she must share her title with her friend Ajeet as goatmeal, meat-nog and something called pigeon doughnuts are a long-standing joke between them. It is also vital to note that Elizabeth is a vegetarian which makes her ability to make and repeat meat-related jokes all the more impressive. What is even more impressive than this is that Ajeet (whom I have never met) actually knows someone who lives in the Armory. Had I but known that I could have continued to live in the Mission for $1 a month, with parking! Amazing. And eerie too.